Patroness of Thieves
Prologue
O fated rope and swift cunning lasso
Of conspiring neighbors and knowing cast
Here beneath the screen sits fair Romeo
And there, somewhere are the bachelorettes
Juliet, Juliet, and Juliet
But only one will our Romeo choose
First our games play forth with music beset
By star crossed love and Dance Gang dancing shoes
‘Tween two houses shall action rise and sink
In spring-ed Greenpoint our old tale renews
By fortune, by good food and potent drink
Snare us a Capulet and Montague
All here will forsake for saketh of art
This eve giveth for love and forquest of heart
El
Mercutio
Rules of the Game
Governing the painful, ensuing course
Of events drawn up by the Priory
Are stipulations cloaked by random force
Dating games have rules to rule the story
RULE NUMBER ONE, Don’t look behind you yet
RULE NUMBER TWO: Consume the wines and eats
Fed you by corresponding Juliet
RULE NUMBER THREE begs that you play the tease
While wily Mercutio tattle tells
You shall hear ten songs for ten questions asked
To better acquaint with our lady-selves
Let audience serve as guide to your task
The good friar and nanny shall dance
From their answers’ lead follow to romance
5/31/06 9:23
PM
Romeo
Montague
hello?
5/31/06 9:25 PM
Juliet Capulet
Hi! Can you see me?
5/31/06 9:25 PM
Romeo Montague
yes.
5/31/06 9:25 PM
Juliet Capulet
Do you like what you see?
5/31/06 9:26 PM
Romeo Montague
yes.
5/31/06 9:26 PM
Juliet Capulet
Excellent.
5/31/06 9:26 PM
Romeo Montague
Are you ready for some questions?
5/31/06 9:26 PM
Juliet Capulet
Indeed.
5/31/06 9:27 PM
Romeo Montague
we are waiting for some utensils
5/31/06 9:27 PM
please....
5/31/06 9:27 PM
do not pay any attention to my spelling.
Are we ready to begin????
5/31/06 9:28 PM
come on. These people have been waiting.
5/31/06 9:28 PM
Juliet Capulet
We are!
5/31/06 9:28 PM
Romeo Montague
Okay.
Here we go.
5/31/06 9:28 PM
Juliet Capulet
Okay.
5/31/06 9:28 PM
Oh the suspense....
5/31/06 9:28 PM
I may swoon.
5/31/06 9:29 PM
Romeo Montague
thank you for your silence.
5/31/06 9:29 PM
Romeo looks jazzed.
5/31/06 9:30 PM
Juliet Capulet
romeo, romeo, whyforeart thou so slow...
5/31/06 9:30 PM
Romeo Montague
I know. This has taken so long...
5/31/06 9:30 PM
Audra (Patroness of Thieves) is reading the intro right
now.
5/31/06 9:30 PM
Jason (El Mercutio)
5/31/06 9:30 PM
is
5/31/06 9:30 PM
telling them about the dating game.
5/31/06 9:31 PM
Looky here.
5/31/06 9:31 PM
Juliet Capulet
Juliets in da house!
5/31/06 9:31 PM
Romeo Montague
This is redonculous.. I have a feeling that the audience is bored.
5/31/06 9:32 PM
Maybe not!
5/31/06 9:32 PM
Are you bored?
5/31/06 9:32 PM
Juliet Capulet
We're great!
5/31/06 9:32 PM
Romeo Montague
OKAY!
5/31/06 9:32 PM
First Question.
5/31/06 9:33 PM
Juliet Capulet
Ready
5/31/06 9:33 PM
Romeo Montague
OKAY!!! For Juliet Number 1:.... Rock Paper or Scissors?
5/31/06 9:33 PM
keep in mind that romeo is spelling for us.
5/31/06 9:34 PM
He is giggling
5/31/06 9:34 PM
Juliet Capulet
Rock
5/31/06 9:34 PM
Romeo Montague
He was thinking paper... Paper beats rock.
5/31/06 9:34 PM
Romeo is a jerk.
5/31/06 9:34 PM
Let's think of another question.
5/31/06 9:35 PM
Juliet #2: If you had a spirit animal, what would it be???
5/31/06 9:35 PM
Ryan is here.
5/31/06 9:36 PM
Can we get a closer look at the Juliets so that the diners
can gaze at their.... looks?:
5/31/06 9:36 PM
Maybe walk them across the camera field.
5/31/06 9:36 PM
Juliet Capulet
Ro... A Dear!
5/31/06 9:36 PM
Romeo Montague
A Deer?!
5/31/06 9:36 PM
Romeo Likes that.
5/31/06 9:37 PM
Juliet Capulet
A deer sounds like a blackbird...
5/31/06 9:37 PM
Romeo Montague
So, can we have each juliet get up from the table and introduce themselves with
a few words that you would type to us.. we need a better idea of who the juliets
are.
5/31/06 9:37 PM
GO!
5/31/06 9:38 PM
Romeo looks confused.
5/31/06 9:38 PM
Juliet Capulet
Juliet #1
5/31/06 9:38 PM
Romeo Montague
YEAH!!!! bring on the ladies.
5/31/06 9:38 PM
Juliet Capulet
in grad school... to be a writer... to write long boring fictional essays.
5/31/06 9:38 PM
Romeo Montague
COME CLOSER!!!
5/31/06 9:38 PM
We need more details...
5/31/06 9:39 PM
Pretty green dress.... Red flowers.. Awesome!
5/31/06 9:39 PM
DANCE!!
5/31/06 9:39 PM
Juliet Capulet
favorite tooth paste: peppermint
5/31/06 9:39 PM
Romeo Montague
Come on, Juliet... shake it.
5/31/06 9:39 PM
DO IT!
5/31/06 9:39 PM
woohooo!
5/31/06 9:39 PM
Juliet Capulet
we call this game spelling your name with your bum
5/31/06 9:40 PM
Romeo Montague
I heard that trong (Templar Knight) is psyched about something....
5/31/06 9:40 PM
Spell with your bum.
5/31/06 9:40 PM
this is very festive.
5/31/06 9:40 PM
Romeo says" She sounds very provocative."
5/31/06 9:40 PM
Juliet Capulet
did you get it? the name?
5/31/06 9:40 PM
Romeo Montague
Okay... Juliet #2~~~
5/31/06 9:41 PM
What is Will saying?
5/31/06 9:41 PM
#####2~
5/31/06 9:41 PM
Juliet Capulet
Friar Benvolio?
5/31/06 9:41 PM
Romeo Montague
She is really good looking.
5/31/06 9:41 PM
Juliet Capulet
Juliet #2" I collect ancient Mesopatmian stamps made of concrete
5/31/06 9:41 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo is liking the sound of her. He just asked "what is she moving like?"
5/31/06 9:41 PM
We need more light on her face... tell her to take a step
back.
5/31/06 9:41 PM
Step into the light, Juliet #2~
5/31/06 9:42 PM
Are we getting too shallow?
5/31/06 9:42 PM
Can she tell us a joke??
5/31/06 9:42 PM
Juliet Capulet
umm..
5/31/06 9:42 PM
Romeo Montague
this is a great perspective.
5/31/06 9:42 PM
Juliet Capulet
only poor taste ones
5/31/06 9:43 PM
Romeo Montague
She is fancy dancer.
5/31/06 9:43 PM
Can she tell a joke and dance at the same time?"
5/31/06 9:43 PM
She is really committed.
5/31/06 9:43 PM
What are we seeing now?
5/31/06 9:44 PM
Juliet Capulet
shyness
5/31/06 9:44 PM
i am only funny not on purpose
5/31/06 9:44 PM
but how about this robot?
5/31/06 9:44 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo really likes a girl with a sense of humor. Question #2 is how would you
make him laugh?
5/31/06 9:45 PM
Or.... Romeo is ordering dinner.
5/31/06 9:45 PM
We need to see Juliet #3.
5/31/06 9:46 PM
Juliet # 3: Romeo wants to know "Which Fruit?"
5/31/06 9:46 PM
Juliet Capulet
Juliet #3:female nudity...
5/31/06 9:46 PM
Romeo Montague
"Ha Ha Ha" he says...
5/31/06 9:47 PM
Juliet Capulet
Excuse the friar
5/31/06 9:47 PM
Romeo Montague
That is fine.
5/31/06 9:48 PM
Okay: The next question is for all 3 Juliets:
5/31/06 9:48 PM
Juliet Capulet
shoot..
5/31/06 9:48 PM
Romeo Montague
They are getting really dirty.
5/31/06 9:49 PM
I'm so sorry...
5/31/06 9:49 PM
Wax or shave?
5/31/06 9:49 PM
Juliet Capulet
J1 wax or shave what?
5/31/06 9:49 PM
Romeo Montague
Their legs.
5/31/06 9:50 PM
for sure.
5/31/06 9:50 PM
Juliet Capulet
J3 don't shave
5/31/06 9:50 PM
Romeo Montague
If you were on a desert island, what 3 things could you not live with out.
5/31/06 9:50 PM
????
5/31/06 9:50 PM
Juliet Capulet
J2 wax
5/31/06 9:50 PM
j1 shave
5/31/06 9:50 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo looks dreamy.
5/31/06 9:51 PM
Juliet Capulet
is the chef asleep?
5/31/06 9:51 PM
Romeo Montague
What did the Juliets order?
5/31/06 9:51 PM
Who is supposed to bring the food up to the Juliets??
5/31/06 9:52 PM
Where is trong?
5/31/06 9:52 PM
Juliet Capulet
J1 zucchini so far
5/31/06 9:52 PM
J2: mussels
5/31/06 9:52 PM
J3: local cheese plate...
5/31/06 9:53 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo want to know from Juliet #1: What is your favorite book??
5/31/06 9:53 PM
Juliet Capulet
J2: key lime pie... an Ipod with Devo on it..
5/31/06 9:53 PM
and......
5/31/06 9:53 PM
Romeo.
5/31/06 9:53 PM
We're still on the desert island of course
5/31/06 9:54 PM
Romeo Montague
Juliet #2: Who was your first crush in a book
Ryan says to "Take her home!"
5/31/06 9:54 PM
Juliet Capulet
J1 Light in August
5/31/06 9:55 PM
Romeo Montague
Faulkner?
5/31/06 9:55 PM
Very serious, Romeo says.
5/31/06 9:55 PM
Juliet Capulet
J2 Enclopedia Brown
5/31/06 9:55 PM
Romeo Montague
He likes that a lot.
5/31/06 9:55 PM
Juliet Capulet
Is Ryan Romeo's middle name?
5/31/06 9:55 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo does not know who Encyclopedia brown is!
5/31/06 9:56 PM
No... Romeos middle name is " hunk"
5/31/06 9:56 PM
Juliet #3: If you were a piece a candy, what would you be?
5/31/06 9:57 PM
Juliet Capulet
sour punch kids..
5/31/06 9:57 PM
Romeo Montague
Very... er.... very cool! Says Romeo.
5/31/06 9:57 PM
Juliet Capulet
We are being video taped, and it feels strange.
5/31/06 9:58 PM
Juliet #1: If you were introducing me to your grandma, which
side of her lap would you like me to sit on, and during which holiday?
5/31/06 9:58 PM
I think that people seem to having a really good time here.
5/31/06 9:59 PM
How are the juliets doing??? Why are they sitting in front
of the camera?
5/31/06 9:59 PM
Oh wow!!!
5/31/06 9:59 PM
Romeo is getting fresh with me.
5/31/06 9:59 PM
Juliet Capulet
Her right knee is bad.. so the left.
5/31/06 9:59 PM
Romeo Montague
That is a perfect view.
5/31/06 10:00 PM
Juliet Capulet
Halloween of course.
5/31/06 10:00 PM
Romeo Montague
Same questions for Juliet # 2...
5/31/06 10:00 PM
Juliet Capulet
Romeo should only be getting fresh with us...
5/31/06 10:00 PM
Romeo Montague
By the way.. he really liked the answer to the question. All in due time.
5/31/06 10:01 PM
Juliet #3: If Romeo does not select you, would you be able
to help Ryan finish his huge beer?
5/31/06 10:01 PM
Juliet Capulet
Hmm. Juliet #2 hope that Romeo has strong arms to dig her grandmother out of
her grave...
5/31/06 10:01 PM
during Passover.
5/31/06 10:01 PM
Who's Ryan? I thought Romeo's middle name was hunk.
5/31/06 10:01 PM
Romeo Montague
That got the best reaction so far!
5/31/06 10:02 PM
you are all in for a treat. Chill out.
5/31/06 10:02 PM
Juliet Capulet
J3 would certainly be able to help finish his beer
5/31/06 10:02 PM
Romeo Montague
That is very nice of her.
5/31/06 10:03 PM
Juliet Capulet
She's a nice girl.. with a boyfriend........
5/31/06 10:03 PM
Romeo Montague
i know!! He is standing behind me looking quite pensive.
5/31/06 10:03 PM
I hope he is not packing heat.
5/31/06 10:04 PM
Juliet # 1,2, and 3: If George Bush was standing before
you, what would you say to him?
5/31/06 10:05 PM
Did you get that last question?
5/31/06 10:05 PM
Juliet Capulet
J2: nothing... i'd kick him in the nuts...
5/31/06 10:06 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo says: "Bravo!"
5/31/06 10:06 PM
Juliet Capulet
J3: "I didn't get into yale"
5/31/06 10:06 PM
J1: "Dick Cheney was aiming for you...."
5/31/06 10:06 PM
Romeo Montague
He nods in agreement.
5/31/06 10:07 PM
SO... a question from the audience.
5/31/06 10:07 PM
Are you ready?
5/31/06 10:07 PM
It is a doooooozy.
5/31/06 10:07 PM
Juliet Capulet
bring it...
5/31/06 10:07 PM
Romeo Montague
Out of the 3 Juliets, which one of you is most likely to .....sleep.... with......
Romeo....
5/31/06 10:07 PM
TONIGHT!!!!
5/31/06 10:07 PM
???
5/31/06 10:08 PM
He hates that question.
5/31/06 10:08 PM
Juliet Capulet
we do too..
5/31/06 10:08 PM
Romeo Montague
He is embarassed. Hates. discusted.
5/31/06 10:08 PM
The audience is so crass.
5/31/06 10:09 PM
Juliet Capulet
Mhmm. So can you still see us?
5/31/06 10:09 PM
Romeo Montague
nope.
5/31/06 10:09 PM
Juliet Capulet
Tell Paloma that we're hungry. Nice appetite worked up dancing...
5/31/06 10:09 PM
Romeo Montague
Why?
5/31/06 10:10 PM
Juliet Capulet
Says you're not connected...
5/31/06 10:10 PM
Romeo Montague
Jason is asking right now.
5/31/06 10:10 PM
Romeo is doing okay.
5/31/06 10:10 PM
He is hungry too.
5/31/06 10:10 PM
We are getting a time for your food.
5/31/06 10:11 PM
But, in the mean time, Romeo wants to know if Juliet has
any Grey Pupon?
5/31/06 10:11 PM
Juliet #2 I mean...
5/31/06 10:11 PM
Juliet Capulet
at home, of course... all kinds of mustard.
5/31/06 10:11 PM
Romeo Montague
We can see you!!!
5/31/06 10:12 PM
Juliet Capulet
Hurray!
5/31/06 10:12 PM
Now you can see how famished we are.
5/31/06 10:12 PM
Romeo Montague
It looks like they are eating...
5/31/06 10:12 PM
Do you want some bread?
5/31/06 10:12 PM
I'm sure we can arrange something.
5/31/06 10:12 PM
THE FOOD IS READY AND HEADING YOUR WAY.
5/31/06 10:12 PM
Ryan is also going to bring some beer.
5/31/06 10:12 PM
Juliet Capulet
Bring bread...
5/31/06 10:13 PM
Romeo Montague
Ryan has no problem with breaking the law... or hearts.
5/31/06 10:13 PM
Juliet Capulet
We can't wait??
5/31/06 10:14 PM
Romeo Montague
So, Romeo wants to know.... Juliet #1: How do you spend your morning.
5/31/06 10:14 PM
Juliet Capulet
Writing or reading... in my undies..
5/31/06 10:15 PM
Romeo Montague
Juliet #2: Romeo wants to know: Where did you grow up?
5/31/06 10:15 PM
SPIN IT.
5/31/06 10:15 PM
Juliet Capulet
In New York...
5/31/06 10:15 PM
Romeo Montague
Your head is in the way.
5/31/06 10:15 PM
Juliet Capulet
patience..
5/31/06 10:15 PM
Romeo Montague
City or state?
5/31/06 10:15 PM
Juliet Capulet
Food!
5/31/06 10:16 PM
FOOOOD!
5/31/06 10:16 PM
City.
5/31/06 10:16 PM
Romeo Montague
Should we take some time out for them to eat?
5/31/06 10:17 PM
Juliet Capulet
Yes please. Perhaps we'll have a dance in the meantime.
5/31/06 10:19 PM
Romeo Montague
a shoe question for the Juliets?
5/31/06 10:20 PM
Juliet Capulet
Not yet... not yet....
5/31/06 10:20 PM
Romeo Montague
we are eager to know more...
5/31/06 10:21 PM
Juliet Capulet
we are waiting for a costume change
5/31/06 10:21 PM
entrees are finally getting ordered... hopefully the food
will be brought more timely or it will be a loooong night.
5/31/06 10:22 PM
Please place these rush orders:
5/31/06 10:23 PM
The Lamb
5/31/06 10:23 PM
The Black Beans and Hominy
5/31/06 10:23 PM
and.. The Pesto Tuna
5/31/06 10:24 PM
Thank you!
5/31/06 10:27 PM
We are ready for the shoe question now....
5/31/06 10:27 PM
Coffee
5/31/06 10:27 PM
Romeo Montague
Tell the dancers to keep up the magic.
5/31/06 10:27 PM
Juliet Capulet
cutest puppy in the world
5/31/06 10:27 PM
rolling stones
5/31/06 10:27 PM
bourbob
5/31/06 10:27 PM
bourbon
5/31/06 10:27 PM
bourburp
5/31/06 10:27 PM
williamsburg
5/31/06 10:27 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo would like to know... a comment on shoes.
5/31/06 10:28 PM
It is that open ended.
5/31/06 10:28 PM
Juliet Capulet
avant garde shoes
5/31/06 10:28 PM
Romeo Montague
yes.
5/31/06 10:28 PM
from which one?
5/31/06 10:28 PM
Juliet Capulet
shoes: J2 expensive
5/31/06 10:28 PM
Friar: should be good for your feet
5/31/06 10:29 PM
jq: likes hoes
5/31/06 10:29 PM
j2 and 1 : ditto
5/31/06 10:29 PM
j2 has high arches
5/31/06 10:29 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo likes all that stuff too.
5/31/06 10:29 PM
He is going to eat his Talapia.
5/31/06 10:30 PM
So, he wants to know how your meal was.... the dancers are
AMAZING!Q
5/31/06 10:30 PM
Romeo is finally starting to relax.
5/31/06 10:30 PM
He took his shirt off.
5/31/06 10:31 PM
Juliet Capulet
still eating
5/31/06 10:31 PM
Romeo Montague
He is cool.
5/31/06 10:31 PM
Juliet Capulet
J2; is Romeo a billionaire?
5/31/06 10:31 PM
How tall is he?
5/31/06 10:32 PM
J1: He better not be a photographer
5/31/06 10:32 PM
Romeo Montague
5'11" and 3 quarters, and a million and a half.
5/31/06 10:32 PM
Worse... sculptor.
5/31/06 10:32 PM
Juliet Capulet
what material?
5/31/06 10:32 PM
that's hot?
5/31/06 10:33 PM
found material? welder?
5/31/06 10:33 PM
yes. that's hot.
5/31/06 10:33 PM
Romeo Montague
Fiberglass and steel. Translucent.
5/31/06 10:33 PM
He says it is comepletely constructed.
5/31/06 10:35 PM
How about mens shoes? do they wear them?
5/31/06 10:35 PM
How are the Juliets doing? I feel disconnected.
5/31/06 10:35 PM
ryan looks confused.
5/31/06 10:35 PM
Juliet Capulet
We all wear men's shoes
5/31/06 10:36 PM
who the hell is ryan?
5/31/06 10:36 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo and Ryan think you are lying.
5/31/06 10:36 PM
What kind???
5/31/06 10:36 PM
Juliet Capulet
they're a bit concealed right now
5/31/06 10:36 PM
what kind what?
5/31/06 10:36 PM
Romeo Montague
stephen has just graduated from NYU. He is looking for a job. Do the Juliets
have any leads?
5/31/06 10:37 PM
Also, for all the Juliets: Do you have a boyfriend?
5/31/06 10:37 PM
Why do I feel like I'm 14?
5/31/06 10:37 PM
Juliet Capulet
We're peeing
5/31/06 10:38 PM
Romeo Montague
So is Ryan.
5/31/06 10:38 PM
Juliet Capulet
J3 does.. but still available
5/31/06 10:38 PM
Romeo Montague
Is Juliet #2 crying?
5/31/06 10:38 PM
Juliet Capulet
have you heard of polygamy?
5/31/06 10:38 PM
J2 No
5/31/06 10:38 PM
Romeo Montague
yes.
5/31/06 10:38 PM
Juliet Capulet
I'm drunk
5/31/06 10:39 PM
Romeo Montague
Did you guys like the meal? Can we get you anything else?
5/31/06 10:39 PM
Should we ask Romeo about his final choice?????
5/31/06 10:39 PM
I'LL DO IT!
5/31/06 10:39 PM
Juliet Capulet
we're still waiting for our f$@#$ing entrees!
5/31/06 10:39 PM
Let us eat a little first!
5/31/06 10:39 PM
Who's he leaning towardss?
5/31/06 10:40 PM
Romeo Montague
We will work on that. I'm so sorry.
5/31/06 10:40 PM
Juliet Capulet
yeh... whatever... mercutio bitch.
5/31/06 10:41 PM
Romeo Montague
He is a jerk. I know.
5/31/06 10:41 PM
Where is trong?
5/31/06 10:41 PM
We need to make this thing smoother.
5/31/06 10:41 PM
The locals are getting restless.
5/31/06 10:41 PM
Juliet Capulet
is this public?
5/31/06 10:41 PM
Romeo Montague
What did the Ladies order?
5/31/06 10:41 PM
yeah.
5/31/06 10:42 PM
Juliet Capulet
Didn't we go over that already?
5/31/06 10:42 PM
Romeo Montague
Jason is bringing them up right now.
5/31/06 10:43 PM
Juliet Capulet
Fantastic
5/31/06 10:43 PM
Romeo Montague
So, Romeo wants to know: How old are you?
5/31/06 10:43 PM
The basics.
5/31/06 10:43 PM
You know.
5/31/06 10:44 PM
Juliet Capulet
J2: 23..
5/31/06 10:44 PM
J1: 30
5/31/06 10:44 PM
J3: 19...
5/31/06 10:44 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo is nervous.
5/31/06 10:44 PM
Romeo wants to know what you are looking for in a man?
5/31/06 10:45 PM
(things are starting to flow now.. finally.)
5/31/06 10:45 PM
Juliet Capulet
One that will deliver food like this one..
5/31/06 10:45 PM
Romeo Montague
Which one said that?
5/31/06 10:46 PM
People are totally excited about love at Paloma.
5/31/06 10:46 PM
Juliet Capulet
my secret.
5/31/06 10:46 PM
J2 says "a trustfund"
5/31/06 10:46 PM
but J3 disagrees
5/31/06 10:46 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo want to know: What Country do you identify with?
5/31/06 10:47 PM
Juliet #2: Romeo says that his parents are dead, so it is
not just a trust fund...
5/31/06 10:47 PM
Juliet Capulet
J2: Austria
5/31/06 10:47 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo likes that.... Ryan and Bill disagree.
5/31/06 10:48 PM
They think it is awful.
5/31/06 10:48 PM
Ryan does not think it is awful.
5/31/06 10:48 PM
Juliet Capulet
J3: Jordan
5/31/06 10:48 PM
J1: not so into nationalism
5/31/06 10:48 PM
Romeo Montague
Ryan thinks that he likes flavorless icecream.
5/31/06 10:48 PM
Juliet Capulet
but perhaps Nepal
5/31/06 10:49 PM
Romeo Montague
Ask me to join your camera feed, or whatever it is that you do to get some signal
down here.
5/31/06 10:49 PM
Juliet Capulet
what is flavorless
5/31/06 10:49 PM
Romeo Montague
The natives are getting restless.
5/31/06 10:49 PM
Juliet Capulet
where is romeo from?
5/31/06 10:50 PM
Romeo Montague
Can we make a final choice?
5/31/06 10:50 PM
Juliet Capulet
11pm
5/31/06 10:50 PM
how's the video?
5/31/06 10:50 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo is about to choose.
5/31/06 10:50 PM
great.
5/31/06 10:51 PM
Juliet Capulet
hold up there.... 6 minutes and counting?
5/31/06 10:51 PM
any last inquiries?
5/31/06 10:52 PM
where is he from?
5/31/06 10:52 PM
Romeo Montague
Long Island.
5/31/06 10:52 PM
Any other questions???
5/31/06 10:52 PM
Juliet Capulet
ewww... J2
5/31/06 10:52 PM
Romeo Montague
COme on. 8 minutes is so far away.
5/31/06 10:52 PM
Juliet Capulet
well... where in LI?
5/31/06 10:53 PM
what was R for Halloween last year?
5/31/06 10:53 PM
Romeo Montague
Locust Valley.
5/31/06 10:53 PM
Juliet Capulet
Where is tha"
5/31/06 10:53 PM
where is locust vallery?
5/31/06 10:53 PM
Romeo Montague
He was a bat.
5/31/06 10:54 PM
It is North Shore, 40 Miles Out.
5/31/06 10:54 PM
If you were to win, which dessert would you want? This question
is for each of you.
5/31/06 10:54 PM
J1, J2, and J3.
5/31/06 10:55 PM
Juliet Capulet
j3 had to take a call..
5/31/06 10:55 PM
Romeo Montague
I think she is going to leave.
5/31/06 10:55 PM
Her boyfreind looked really bored.
5/31/06 10:55 PM
L.A.M.E.
5/31/06 10:56 PM
Juliet Capulet
J3's stalker boyfriend just tried to bust in...
5/31/06 10:56 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo wants to know one last question.
5/31/06 10:56 PM
How do you feel about decadence?
5/31/06 10:56 PM
Juliet Capulet
two thumbs up!
5/31/06 10:56 PM
from the 2 happy ones
5/31/06 10:57 PM
Romeo Montague
Romeo thinks this is very important.
5/31/06 10:57 PM
Juliet Capulet
is he jewish? j3
5/31/06 10:57 PM
Romeo Montague
It is where we are right now.
5/31/06 10:58 PM
Romeo is Unitarian. He thinks it the closest thing to Jewish
that you can get.
5/31/06 10:58 PM
You in?
5/31/06 10:58 PM
Juliet Capulet
laugh giggle.. what's unitarian (j3)
5/31/06 11:00 PM
about that dessert questions..
5/31/06 11:00 PM
Romeo Montague
We are asking the question of who the audience thinks Juliet should pick...
5/31/06 11:00 PM
Romeo Thinks that Romeo should pick....
5/31/06 11:00 PM
Juliet Capulet
J1: anything with lemon
5/31/06 11:00 PM
J2: key lime pie (remember the island?"
5/31/06 11:00 PM
J3: port
5/31/06 11:01 PM
Romeo Montague
ANYTHING WITH LEMON!!!!
5/31/06 11:01 PM
SEND HER DOWN!
5/31/06 11:01 PM
Juliet #1 is the winner.
5/31/06 11:01 PM
Juliet Capulet
"Is that your final answer????"
5/31/06 11:02 PM
Romeo Montague
YES! YES! YES!
5/31/06 11:02 PM
Juliet Capulet
here she comes....
5/31/06 11:02 PM
Romeo Montague
are the other juliets coming down???
5/31/06 11:03 PM
Juliet Capulet
wait and see...
5/31/06 11:03 PM
bye
El Mercutio
Rhubarb Poison Finale
Lo! The Chosen One dines with her bach’lor
She plucks the apple from a fallen tree
And offers willingly to the suitor
Dessert bids fond farewell to naivety
Morning bright beginning that is dark end
Adieu, come what delicious ides of May
There will be no clamor to reach the din
Unseen, up root the mandrake bellows nay
A toast to the audience, the Marcels,
The Shakespearean mistletoed players,
The gods of art and deceit, and Da Code
The hapless go luckies, and de Saders
Good bye, fare well, so long our friends and foe
A drink, a clink-clink, and away we go